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Fourteen-year-old Wyandotte resident John Martinez says it started with a bad headache followed by a rash and then a two-day stay at children’s hospital. Gotta love it! Q. What’s the difference between a banjo player and a savings bond? How can you get six banjo players to play in harmony? (Luckily that time I knew the location of their destination.) For a while I was being asked for directions four or five times a day, so I took to carrying photocopies of a local map to hand out. If left untreated, these can lead to more complications in the future.

Ten years from now people will be like “Ah, man, you remember Sandy Hook?” You’d be like “Oh fuck, yeah I remember Sandy Hook. Jason Kelly: What?! “Look at him,” one student group’s adviser said to me as more than 40 campus reps clamored for a visit from Kaszas. Paranoid Dean is all kinds of fun! ONE FREE SHOT. A. Someone’s kid.


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