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Shit is EVERYWHERE! Too many times I’ve sat down on my couch, or buckled into my car only to find that the person who occupied the space before me had shed 5 lbs of sparkles. It spreads and shows up in unexpected places. Currently unavailable. Lotsa space for your liquids. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes. He said the Freeman coliseum was only 10% full.

Please be aware that this is a pdf pattern, not the finished product. Do not have sex when you’re blackout. The website (which includes some “not safe for work” language), started rising on reddit’s “Internet is Beautiful” subforum shortly after midnight Tuesday, and by lunchtime had officially gone viral: if you were online, your probably saw it. Now an Australian startup will be your glitter hitman for a small fee. When she starts losing teeth, I’m in serious trouble. But a week later, he was swamped by orders, leading him to put the whole thing up for sale in an attempt to rid himself of what he described as a “horrible product”. The answer is god damn glitter.

Appreciated. Horrible! From New York Magazine to Esquire to Buzzfeed, everyone was declaring Glitter Beards to be a sort of, actual thing. Whatever the case, we at RuinDays.com believe in creating the problem and the solution. Glitter spreads like wildfire. It worked out well for us because our base was also gold so it didn’t matter if the coverage wasn’t even. Shipyourenemiesglitter.com promises to, quite simply, ship your enemies glitter, all anonymously and for the low price of $9.99 (in Australian dollars, which converts to just over $8 in U.S.

And if I do tell them and get rejected I know it’s for the best because they don’t deserve me and all. Herpes is forever and once you let glitter in your house or on your person, there is no going back. But what if you shipped your enemy an envelope full of glitter? He was still finding shreds of shiny paper two years later. Exhibitionists notwithstanding, most folks wear them over bathing suits or as attention-getting evening wear with halters, garter belts and body stockings. Presumably they make your poop as colorful as a Lisa Frank folder. An Australian-based company, Ship Your Enemies Glitter, claims it will send “so much glitter in an envelope that [the recipient will] be finding that s*** everywhere for weeks,” for the tidy sum of $8.

So that’s why a glitter bomb, courtesy of ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com, is the perfect prank. One *pop,* one “fuck” and one whole day/week/month ruined. She had a friend over this weekend and they took turns filling a cap with glitter and pouring it on each other. I lay the blame on Henrik Lundqvist. While it appears he did send glitter as advertised, we would have written the piece differently had we contacted the creator, Mathew Carpenter, and gotten his perspective. The 22-year-old, from Australia, sold the site via Flippa, an online marketplace that allows people to sell start-ups, domains and other website-related tools. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Grab a lighter, after filling your anus with glitter, fart into their face while holding the lighter and making a flaming glittery fart, light their face on fire and run out of the room. Closely connected with babydoll goth. Let us know what is wrong and how to change it, if the order has not shipped we will update the order. Have you heard the saying “glitter is the herpes of the craft world?” Haha! Microwave and dishwasher safe. Because, well, if you’ve ever come into contact with it, you’ll know that you might find it in the most unusual places for days afters but the reality of glitter is that it’s not actually that fun – weeks after coming into contact with it you’ll find it in your ears, your socks, your bra, under your boobs, in your bellybutton, in a jacket you didn’t even wear the night you got smothered in glitter…just, like, everywhere. Luckily, there is a hot new way to get back at those unlucky few who most deserve your vengeance, thanks to this company that ships glitter to your enemies.

Microwave and dishwasher safe. sister: what the hell is all this shit on the desk! Microwave and dishwasher safe. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. Major news outlets were quick to write about the site that would allow people to send a massive glitter bomb to people they can’t stand after it became a top-trending topic on Alexa, but Twitter users were dismayed to discover that the site wasn’t working. I am either auditioning for, interviewing for, or already have a job running workshops teaching amateurs how to properly glitter things (mostly costume pieces and masks).