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The accordion: business before pleasure. Studies have shown that foods which have high lysine content like avocado, yoghurt, broccoli, fish, cheese, chicken minimizes the re-occurrence of the disease. It’s that type of environment. Is a junior associate at the law firm of… Dick Kelly: Cream pie, fart and donkey punch. They want a world that’s less cruel; they want to play a game that isn’t rigged in favor of the powerful. That was our hotel. In the Tripp tapes Monica says she fears for her life on account of Clinton.
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Brian got some of what he deserved but not enough. It’s ok honey, i can imagine that it’s bigger. When Bill Maher tells a joke, it’s a simple one-to-one relationship between himself and the audience. We need to talk about herpes jokes. A bus shelter. Switch the handles on the refrigerator to the side that doesn’t open. Because you’d never met anybody with herpes… it’s not something we’re sensitive to until we see people we love with it, I guess.
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I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth. Obviously inspired by our last two PMs. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night. What’s the difference between love and herpes? Would queer or transgender actors have brought something different to their roles? I am happy to say, I do not have genital herpes. Deze nieuwe site ziet er erg mooi uit.
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Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I’m not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. 3) All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window. You need Charles F. As Erlich Bachman, the father of such stillborn incubees as Aviato and Nip Alert, says, “Shuttering a company in the Valley like a rite of passage, like herpes simplex one.” The metaphor gets more disgusting from there. What does Wal-Mart and Donald Trump share in common? It’s wacky and delightful.
The pelvis joke, on the other hand — wow. You’ll understand when you read the letter. More details. Necesito une bueno worker. Probably not, but that didn’t stop the editors of Vulture, abetted by a slew of writers, comedians, and historians, from assembling a list called “The 100 Jokes That Shaped Modern Comedy.” In order to preserve at least some of their sanity, the creators of this 21,000-word listicle have set a few ground rules: only American comedians (though British-born Charlie Chaplin sneaks in), nothing “retrograde” (i.e., offensive by modern standards), and only bits that have been preserved in some form via audio or video.